DID YOU KNOW...

QUOTE:   Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

RIDDLE:  How would you rearrange the letters in the words "New Door" to make one word?

Email me if you want the answer.

CRAZY...CRAZY CHINESE PROVERBS...

Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give wife upright organ.

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

JOKES:

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!